Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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