Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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