you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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