Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I am naked and annoyed.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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