so that wasnt chicken after all
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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