He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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