Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
