i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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