I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
