I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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