And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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