Small penises have feelings too.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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