that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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