You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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