Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
