i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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