no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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