I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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