i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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