and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Come see our sink grown plant.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You're a waste of cheezeits
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
The adults are the big ones right?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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