But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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