FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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