dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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