got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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