I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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