"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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