covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
