I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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