Nicole vs. Life
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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