I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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