mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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