Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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