I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
This is my gift to your gina
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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