are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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