I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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