What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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