i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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