So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
