woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm too high and old for this...
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
PANTIES FOUND
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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