Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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