You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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