I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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