If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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