...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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