Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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