I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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