I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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