Christians are straight up FREAKS
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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