So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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