If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
i out mim tonsoeep
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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