how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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