please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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