i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i think i have herpe
just one?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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