Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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