"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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