I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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